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Sunday, November 17, 2013

PG: Me


Welcome to another exciting blog post! How are you lovely people doing on this fine day? I do hope you all are well.

Obnoxiousness over with, I've decided to update you all on my life. Not a writing update as I did not too long ago, but just things in the long-run. If you're scared of a "personal" (if you could even call it that) post, you better just leave now. I'm more of in a typing mood at the moment, and in the middle of writers block. What else is new?

Honestly, I've been busy. I probably haven't been so busy not to update my Fanfic, but even so I've got THREE that I'm currently writing, so when I start to write I bounce from story to story...I'm sure you can see how productive that is. Anyone else have that problem? Do tell.

As I've complained about time and time again, Snake Eyes, my current Fic, has a really weird timeline and tone that I can't seem to nail. Errrgh. There is so much awesomeness I want to portray but I can't because I need to even out the tone, which is stupid. Also, I have the next chapter sitting on my computer as it has been for the past month that I'm just gonna go edit and upload now since I've made so many people wait. Let me go jump over and do that... ... ... ... ... ... ...

Here's a snippet, just for you:


“Back into the cold and wetness again, are we?” Giratina said telepathically. I just shook my head and walked towards the nearest streetlight. Stopping underneath it, I examined the paper. Three days to pay the fee, or else other actions will be taken. I thought. I growled and crumbled the paper up in my hand. Anger welled up in me like smoke quickly escaping from a chimney, I threw the paper into a puddle and grabbed my long hair and pulled.

Why are you angry?” It questioned.

“Because,” the words slipped through my clenched teeth, “I gambled all my money away, have nowhere to live, and the only thing I relied on failed me!” The Pokémon formed as a shadow beside me, I looked at it. “You, fiend. You were the only thing I relied on. You told me that you would get me fame, fortune and love. I don’t have any of those things! In fact, look where I am!” I gestured with my arms widely. Rain pounded down even harder now. The drops rolled down my face harshly.

 “You haven’t fully trusted in me, Samuel Lea. Put your trust wholly in me, and I will take you the right way.”

Also, check out this paragraph of description I'm super proud of:

Ace and I were left, and we went up the last flight of stairs. On this hallway there were only two doors across from each other; presumably the two biggest apartments. We entered the left door and stepped inside to a huge living room. Thankfully, the ugly carpet was replaced with perfect marble with gold lines running through it; turning into a large, more elegant version of the reappearing diamond design of The Game Corner. Inside each diamond was a flowery heart, elegant and graceful yet not girlish. I lifted my head from the floor and noticed the rest of the room. The walls were off-white, matching the floor, and the frame around each set of doors (There were many sets of doors) was about a foot wide with vines and diamond designs expertly carved in them. Red velvet covered the matching sofa set that sat in the center of the room in front of a large bay window. You could see Veilstone City lit up softly, and even The Corners fluorescent sign.

Tah duh! If that peaked your interest it is now posted on Fanficition. Click on the picture of myself in Chibi form right next to this blog post to be transported there on a magical penguin!

Here's the thing with this story...I can't seem to nail this tone, and it feels all wrong. Any advice for anything would be greatly appreciated. I almost want to bail out on this story because I can't seem to get it right, and I barely have inspiration. How do you get inspiration for writing? Any tips? Anybody? Huh? You got tips? Some tippy tips? Them tips? Tipperoos? Huh? You got some?

(Whoops, I was supposed to not be obnoxious.)

Should I get a Beta? Would that help? Erf. Just leave a really lengthy comment about your feelings on the story so I can see from a readers point of view. That would help a whole lot, actually!

Hmmm...Yup that's about it. Just whineyness over my story. In other news, holidays are coming up. Wow. ON TOP OF THAT,

PlayStation 4 was just released ftw! Xbox One being released this weekend! I'm still all for PS4, but Xbone is exciting nonetheless. Ah, it's so awesome.

Anyway, have a great day/week/holiday season/second/year! Thanks for reading.


Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Markiplier's "The Future" MUST WATCH

http://www.youtube.com/v/E-9Dt0GKOZ4?autohide=1&version=3&attribution_tag=Lt2qxXgXzcnQ3B1IhlA9fQ&showinfo=1&autohide=1&feature=share&autoplay=1


I love this guy so much, some day I would really love to start my own Let's Play YouTube channel, once I really am able to, and I hope to be as good as he is. He honestly inspires me to be a better person. Take a few minutes of your time and check it out.

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Re: Static: Prologue


Prologue

Welcome To The Shadows

                 What defines life? Is it the people you meet? The choices you make, aka the way you live it? How do you know how you’re supposed to live your life? Because I know a lot of people who want to tell me how to do it. But how do they know? Did they seek for the answer? Look for the wizard who could tell you? Or did they conjure up their own ideas and attempt to force it upon others? The latter, I’m sure. Not because I don’t believe in that wizard, but because I know people.

                Of course, I’m not claiming to be better. But heaven forbid if I did, the world would implode. That is, at least, the way most people think. Everyone thinks they’re better than everyone else, but if you say it then…I’m sure you can imagine. If you don’t think you’re better than everybody, then I bet you can name at least one person you know you’re better than. If you still don’t, then I hate to break it to you…You think you’re better than the people who think they’re better than other people.

                That was deep.

                Well, that’s a taste of what occupies my mind when I’m sitting in class. I can’t help the fact my mind wanders when I’m in boring situations. If I’m not thinking about something that isn’t schoolwork, then I’m probably dozing off. It’s not as though I don’t care about Pokémon, I do; very much so. It’s just I don’t do the whole class, homework, test thing. That’s way too tedious for my liking.

                Looking towards my left and out the large window, I noticed it was raining. The drops rolled down the window, some of them rolling past into unknown realms. Looking farther I saw the ocean; the dark blue waves splashing harshly on the boulders lining the far side of Sunyshore. They looked like they were trying to devour them.

                Even further sat a fishing boat caught in the storm. Luckily, unlike some Sunyshore rainstorms, it wasn’t that big of a deal; the boat was safe. Around the boat, the waves looked much calmer. Not like big mouths eating a giant rock. They looked completely free. Free of any responsibility or…Anything, really. Considering I’m talking about water.

 

                “Volkner, are you even paying attention?” Birdbrain asked.

                Trying my best appalled person impression, I looked at her and said:  “Why, yes, Miss Karp.” 

                Birdbrain pursed her lips and gave me her famous death glare. “You better be. Exams are coming up.” She turned back to the chalkboard and continued her squawking.

                Someone elbowed my side, and I looked to my right. My brother, Fyn, leaned closer to me. “Do you have to make Miss Karp mad every day?”

                “Yes, Little Bro, I do. I think of it as my personal daily mission, and now it’s completed.” I grinned at him as he shook his head and held back a smile. Yeah, I was in Trainer School with my younger brother. Like I said, the class, homework, test thing wasn’t my style…Tests just made me nervous and I bombed. Although, you don’t even need schooling to be a trainer. That’s a lie parents convince you of. Really, I could become a trainer. Thus, under circumstances I couldn’t control and didn’t like; I was stuck with ten-through-thirteen-year-olds every day until I can pass the exams. And I, being the mature age of fifteen, was forced to deal with it. But this time around, I wasn’t going to bomb. Nope. Fyn wouldn’t graduate from TS before me. It’s not going to happen. I thought over and over.

 

                Getting a surge of confidence, I focused on the chalkboard ahead. “…That’s compatible with most Flying Types, but not all.” Birdbrain wrote ‘Flying’ under ‘Egg Type.’ “Tangled Feet is a rare Ability, however. This was originally found with a Pidgey and then found in a Chatot.” She wrote ‘Tangled Feet’ under ‘Ability.’ “Keen Eye is a common Ability, it’s found in large hunting Flying Types as well as a few very smart small hunters. Hoothoot, for example.”

                Okay, that was enough of that. I turned my gaze back to the window and to the ocean. The rain had stopped and the ocean turned back to its clear teal color.

                The dismissal bell rang, and I sprang up out of my desk. Miss Karp taught two classes, the first class and the last class. Thankfully, this was the last class of the day and I was free from the prison called school. Ignoring Birdbrain as best I could, I grabbed my mostly empty backpack and scurried for the door. She was still giving out the homework assignment, and her voice went up to a yell as I passed her. Her mistake was that she wasn’t yelling a threat to me, only the homework. Why would I listen to that?

                Barging through the classroom door, sprinting down the hallway, and opening the double-doors the lead to the happy sunbeams welcoming me back outside was my semi-daily routine. And, despite what it may seem like, it was rewarding. Beach weather, even though it’s all I’ve ever known, made me happy. Since I lived in Sinnoh’s biggest and most popular beach town; that was a good thing.

                One of the downsides of living in Sunyshore was the tourists. What made that even worse was the fact tourist season was all year round. Wintertime for us was nothing. The only difference being that natives didn’t go swimming during winter; even then the beaches are full with tourists soaking up the sun. Busy city life, what are you gonna do? 

                An upside, however, is that there are plenty of things to do. Almost always you can bet someone you know is at the beach, and if not there’s a whole city worth of shops and restaurants. That was all First Level, of course.

                Sunyshore is made up of two levels: First Level, being…On the ground, where the beaches, schools, marketplace, things of the like are located. Second Level was made of glass pathways that were first constructed for easy access to the rocky mountain that stood on one side of town. The mountain is where most of the houses in town are, including mine. The pathways consist of the lighthouse, more homes, and a few random things like Mom and Pop stores.

                That made home. I’ve been causing trouble around here my entire life. Only ever been to Pastoria twice before, mainly for a family getaway. Otherwise, I’ve been stuck to Sunyshore. Not as though I’m complaining, apparently everyone wants to live in Sunyshore. Unless you live in Sunyshore, then you couldn’t care less. Funny how that works. The same goes with the beaches; apparently they’re the most beautiful beaches in Sinnoh—because the sand is perfectly creamy, the seashells don’t break easily, the ocean is actually blue as opposed to green—but I don’t care. People describe them as the most breathtaking thing in the world, but if you look at the same thing forever, it loses its luster. And these beaches don’t have any more luster in them for me.

                As I wandered down Main Street towards Long Beach, or otherwise known as Main Beach, a gust of wind blew by. It reminded everyone that a nasty storm had just happened, even though you couldn’t see the remains anywhere in the sky. It was a mystery how that happened so quickly. I made it to the beach, and I walked to about the middle. There was a Volball net and a group of people playing a game. Volball was a sport that involved a net and a Voltorb. The Voltorb would be the ball. Your object is to get the Voltorb on the other side of the net, hoping it would hit the ground. Sometimes the opposing team would hit the Pokémon back over to your side, and your goal was to make sure it didn’t touch the ground and to get it back over the net. It sounds a bit repetitive, I know, and it is…But what makes it exciting is that sometimes Voltorb will use Spark and shock the crap out of you. Yes, it’s just as hilarious as it sounds.           

                “Volkner!” My friend Trifler waved at me from the other side of the net. I returned the wave and grinned. Calling a timeout he ran off the court and up to me. “Hey, joining the game?”

                “Of course, give me a second.” He nodded and went back to the net. I shed my t-shirt and kicked off my old sneakers along with my socks. Sighing, I looked towards the group of Volball players. A few saw me looking and waved me over, so I jogged on the ‘court.’

                “Volk will serve,” said Sheila. She smiled at me whimsically and I took the Pokémon from her. The Pokémon, appropriately nicknamed Spike, made an excited noise. My heart started to pick up speed and I bounced on my toes. I looked at my teammates: Sheila, Kaman, Marine, Darly, and Mace. I knew them quite well, this whole dozen (Including myself) would meet up a lot to hang out and play. They were a good team, but the best one was definitely Trifler, and he was my opponent.

                “Let’s do this!” I yelled, and served Spike.

 

                Afterwards, we sat on the beach. The sun had just started to set on us as we sat where the waves rolled in and out hastily. We all laughed and made small group talk until it got silent, then one person said he had to leave and everyone else decided to, too. I grabbed my stuff and started back into town. Trifler ran up beside me and elbowed me in the ribs.

                “Going to see Rayne?” He questioned. I looked at him, he grinned and raised his eyebrows.

                “First of all, you look stupid. Second of all, I see Rayne every day. Why’s it always a surprise to you?”

                “It’s not a surprise, in fact it’s the opposite of that. She’s your best friend, I get it. Give her a kiss for me, will you?”

                I matched his grin and pushed him over, “and you’re eating sand, I get it.” I smirked at him for a moment and then quickly helped him up. At first he glared at me, then we started laughing.

                “Whatever, man.” He chuckled. “Just tell Rayne I said hi, okay? And that she should come hang out. She’s been such a loner.”

                “Well her dad died, what do you expect?” I asked, getting mildly agitated.

                “Yeah, a year ago. She’s had her time to grieve and whatever, now she needs to get back to normal.”

                Nodding, I said: “I agree, but I’ll let her do that on her own. She needs to do what she needs to do. Especially with the stress her mom’s giving her about contests and everything.”

                “Definitely. Alright well, I’ll catch you later.” Trifler waved and continued down Main, I hung a left and went straight down the center of town towards Back Beach, the small beach that sat at the back of town. No one ever went there. So it was nicknamed Dirty Beach, Black Beach, No Man’s Beach, or simply, and most popularly, Rock Beach. Since that beach met Sunyshore’s mountain and boulders filled the shore.

                The boulders were a plus, though. Or at least I thought so. The girl perched on one, drawing away on her notepad—sketchpad, as she would correct me—agreed. Boulders were, in fact, a plus. That girl was Rayne, one of the only brunettes in Sunyshore; and my best friend. And by best friend, I mean the only person who keeps me sane.

                “Hey.” I hopped up on the boulder next to her.

                “Hey,” she replied quickly; too transfixed on her sketchpad and piece of charcoal to speak to me, apparently. She was sketching the sunset.

                “Another sunset? Don’t you think you’ve got enough of those?” I smirked.

                “It’s different every day, Volkner.” Annoyance filled her tone, and it made me smirk larger as I stared at her face. Her dark eyes took everything in carefully as she drew and her lips meshed together in-thought. Freckles dotted her cheeks, she hated them but I loved them. It made her different from every other blonde-haired, blue-eyed, wannabe girl in this town. “You’re staring again.” She muttered.

                “I just can’t help it.”

                “Shut up.” She rolled her eyes dramatically then cut them at me. She picked her sketchpad up and cocked her head at it, examining her work. Drawing was Rayne’s thing, to say the least. Sometimes she’d even paint something, but drawing was what she was into. She had sketchpads upon sketchpads scattered about her room, and filled every margin of every book she owned with doodles. She explained it as a tick. She had to do it, or she’d go crazy. And I believed her, especially because I’ve hardly ever seen her not drawing. 

                “You like it?” She asked, holding up her drawing proudly. Whenever she spoke about her work, a new, refining tone came about her. It was a different her; the real her.

                “Eh, it’s alright.” I grimaced, then she shoved me so hard I fell off the boulder. Jumping up, I grinned, “hey! I’m kidding!” She laughed, and I copied. Then I grabbed her arm and pulled her off the rock, both of us falling on the sand.

                “Volkner Parley!” She exclaimed, holding back a laugh, “treating a lady in such ways? What would your mother think?”

                “You’re right, malady,” I bowed and gave her my hand, she took it and I yanked her up. “Better?” She nodded, and we laughed again. She collected her things that had fallen, then perched back on the rock.

                “I wish I could draw a moving picture.” She stated randomly.

                “Why?” I chuckled.

                “Because, when I finish drawing the sunset…It keeps moving. I want my drawings to keep moving, I want to continually capture life.”

                “Well you better get on that, huh?”

                She slightly smiled and gave me a look. “You’re just so encouraging, how’d I ever end up with a friend as great as you?”

                “I ask myself that every day. How did you get so darn lucky?”

                “Says Mister I-Don’t-Brush-My-Hair.” Rayne muttered.

                “Ouch. Someone is sassy today.” I touched my messy yellow hair, “and it’s a style!”

                “Lazy Pokémon style, maybe.”

                Gasping, I shouted, “just crush my hopes and dreams, it’s all good! And even worse…My style. What’s with the insults?!” 

                Rayne laughed and leaned her head on my shoulder. “Whatever, Boulder Brain.”

                “Yeah…Can we forget the nickname I acquired when I was a young, handsome lad?” I pleaded.

                “Not a chance, young, handsome lad.”

                Having gotten that name quite a few years earlier, it was hard for me to shake it. When Rayne and I met, she was sitting on a boulder in Rock Beach, drawing, as usual, and I approached the rock. She said hello, and I got so nervous talking to a girl, that I tripped and slammed my forehead on the boulder and had a concussion and headache for the next four days. But during that time Rayne and her mom brought over cookies, and I gained a great friend.

                “Hilarious.”

                “I know,” Rayne looked up at me and I grinned at her, then we just sat there for a while, completely silent as we watched the sunset.

*******

                They had just told me the news. The news. How did this happen? Why did this happen? It didn’t make any logical sense. Suddenly, my life all came crashing into my skull. You could probably say I was ignorant to think I could go my entire life without bad things creeping in like an evil, demonic bug. But I never thought that way. Now…I felt hopeless. It seemed like there was nowhere to look; nowhere to turn to. I felt like a zombie.

                What was life? Not being able to help it, those unwanted thoughts rolled into my mind. However, I was glad they came, because I realized: Life was a moving picture, a perfectly captured moment, a perfectly drawn and put together piece of art. That was life.

                And like the waves to the boulders on shore, it was trying to devour me.

 

That, ladies and gentlemen, was the newly rewritten prologue for my Pokémon Fanfic Static, which tells the tale of how Volkner became a gym leader and stuff. Hope you all enjoyed. I REALLY put a lot of effort into this prologue...I challenged myself by really trying to nail Volk's character and how I think young him should be portrayed. Give me your honest opinion and any advice you have. Thanks for reading!

 

Monday, October 14, 2013

Writing Update!

Greetings! Happy October, everybody. I hope fall is treating you well.


Cause it's been pretty great for me! Particularly in the writing department.

This past weekend (Oct. 12-13) I started rewriting the little I had written of Static, my Volkner story/The Champion's Beginning prequel. I'm surprisingly happy with how it's turning out, and I feel deeply that this is the way Volkner should be portrayed. I will post the prologue here once it's done, and if you haven't seen the original prologue it'll still be on my blog. The new will be called "Re: Static: Prologue"

In other news, I looked at my story stats and was sincerely blown away that TCB is still getting multiple views, daily. And...I've been avoiding this like the plague...But I'm going to start my hardcore editing/rewriting on it today. It'll be a LENGHY process, but it'll happen eventually.

Also: Snake Eyes chapter ten was completed this weekend, and after I work on some Static and TCB I'll start the next chapter. Expect it somewhere in the next two weeks.

Have a great week.

Friday, September 27, 2013

Outlast Reaction Compilation



Hey guys! This is a HILARIOUS reaction compilation from dear ol' Markiplier, if you like to laugh and giggle (and frolic in flowers) this is a video for you!

Thursday, August 8, 2013

Review: Assassins Creed




Ah, Assassins Creed. The ever-so popular series about murder. And don't we all love a good murder game?

The answer is yes, but the real question here is: IS this a good murder game?

Weeeellll...I'll tell you.

A few months ago I got this game in preparation for AC3, which I thought would be an awesome game. I mean, did you see those trailers? HOLY CRAP! They looked amazing. And me being me, I wanted to play the first one to see if I liked it. So I got it and was anxious to play.

If any of you read "GameLog: Assassins Creed, I" then you know I wasn't very successful at first. Not at all. I couldn't figure out what I was supposed to do and couldn't get anywhere. The map was very difficult for me to read. (In games, I'm awful with maps. Go figure.) The world is HUGE back in this medieval land, and getting to Damascus is hard work! Especially when it's super easy to tick off guards...Oh...My...Word...You can't run without being attacked. Do you know how hard it is not to run in a video game where you can run? DO YOU KNOW?

...Yeah...

Moving on. The controls. Ergh. Those aren't good. Even before Assassins Creed 3, they were bad. You had to hold five million buttons to sprint. And climbing buildings (A key thing in these games) was just difficult. I give them a strong grade of D. They would be F, except that after you FINALLY get used to them, they're decent.

But I didn't get to that point. Nope, I bailed after playing it two times. TWO. I wasn't impressed. I couldn't bring myself to enjoy the confusing pain. I'm sorry. But the graphics, although crappy compared to this-gen games, were okay and good for their time. And the storyline? AWESOME! I'm really appreciative of the fact each game has two storylines, basically. The storyline of the ancestor which is fully played out in the game, and then the main storyline of Desmond and his fiascos outside of the Animus which connect all the games together. I love storylines, and this storyline is great. It's depthy enough, but isn't confusing. So that's swell.

I couldn't get into this game, I just couldn't. The controls were the main issue here. If you want to read of my first time playing the game, here's the link to GameLog: Assassins Creed, I: http://ablogforgamers.blogspot.com/2012/12/gamelog-assassins-creed-i.html

Do I dislike the Assassins Creed franchise? HECK to the NO! (Lame, I know) The characters are truly well-done and lovable, the worlds are AMAZING and extremely detailed, the extras (Such as assassination contracts) are really fun, and it's somehow rewarding to kill someone with a knife and watch blood spew out of them. Heh.

My next review will be of Assassins Creed II, where I have some nicer things to say. So stay tuned.

Gauntlet: Dark Legacy (Throwback Thursday)



This week, I threw it back with my dad. Yup, Dad Gamer and I decided to conquer the realms and defeat Skorne the demon by collecting runestones together; all while throwing axes, shooting arrows and running away from Death. Such great bonding.


In the beginning of the game you're faced with the challenge of who you're going to be. Luckily, they give you the stats of each character. They rank speed, strength, armor and magic. Dark Legacy is an expansion form of Gauntlet: Legends, so they give you better character types. In this addition you get Sorceress, Knight, Dwarf and Jester. Of course, in Round One me and my father weren't any of those new characters. Apparently we kept it boring because I was an Archer and Dad was a Warrior. Archers have superior speed and above-average magic. Warriors have superior strength...And not much else. At least I was able to run faster and use magic better; take that, Dad. 

But I must admit that Warriors have impressive HP, and Archers do not. Of course with the enhancing in levels your HP escalates, but if you have awful HP (*cough* Archers *cough*) and cherries, meat, and other various fruits that lay around the levels WHICH ARE THERE TO GIVE YOU LIFE only give you, I don't know, five health points, you're pretty much put in a hard place. So, you die. And you have to go to the stupid TOWER and WAIT until the level is COMPLETED and you have to watch your better-at-video-games-than-you father throw his axes, go up in levels, and beat the level while you go back to level one IN THE TOWER.



Yes, I'm just the slightest bit bitter. And did I mention that this totally fair game only refills your HP less than a fourth of the way? So every time I died, I came back not only weaker, but with not enough HP to get me through the level...Note to self: Don't play as an Archer.

Even though playing as an Archer makes the fighting and battling really fun. Well, battling in this game is really fun no matter what. The Atari version of Gauntlet was described as a hack-and-slash arcade game, and that description still stands for Dark Legacy. While playing, me and Dad were trying to figure out a way to describe it, and things like "arcade rpg" came to mind.

The battling is fun, yeah, but I would say that if you can't throw or shoot things the game would get a whole lot harder. Multiple times Dad (who could throw axes) and I (who can shoot arrows) would just stand still and take-out the dozens of on-coming enemies by throwing our weapons of choice at them. But considering there are so many things, like targets you have to hit/shoot at, which you need to hit to progress, probably everyone can throw something. Therefore, I'm not too worried.

Another element of the game is magic. You get potions you can use to kill enemies in different ways, but usually you hoard them in case Death comes alive. (Think about it) Of course Wizards are the best with magic, so unless you're a Wizard, you never use it. (Unless, like I said, for Death.)

In Round Two I played as a Jester and Dad played as a Minotaur. Minotaur's are pretty awesome, I must say. They look just as you'd expect them to and they're tough. They have similar stats to the Warrior, being that they have sweet strength and not-so-sweet magic and speed. And the Jester is very similar to the Archer, except has better armor. Wow, we picked almost the exact same characters. Way to go, us. The Jester is way better than the Archer, however. I really enjoyed this character. Of course throughout the game you collect crystals and treasure that allow you to buy things that increase armor, speed, and strength, so as you go on you can increase whatever you lack. Which is a definite plus.

The storyline isn't really there during this game. You get the point of going through the levels, collecting crystals and runestones and killing people, but all that stuff about Skorne escaping from the evil mage Garm is only mentioned in the beginning scene, otherwise it's nonexistent. Plus the whole  thing with the evil president of the eight realms I didn't know of until I visited Wiki. So if you're looking for a storyline, maybe this game isn't for you.

I had a good time playing this game. It's not too easy, yet it's not too hard. (Although it all depends on the character you choose, apparently. Or else you'll spend way too much in the tower, weeping in the corner, slipping into insanity and depression, all because your dad is a meat and fruit hogger. Thanks, Dad.)

This game is somewhat relaxing, too. And very enjoyable. It's an arcade hack-and-slash, what's not to like?! This game gets a good four out of five towers of insanity and depression, because even though it's not as depthy and lengthy as one might like, it's a good arcade game. It wasn't made to be over-the-top amazing, and that's exactly why it's very close.

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